me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
Steve is somehow wine mom, vodka aunt and beer dad all at once
*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time
i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood
google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual